Welcome to Ribbing the Oppo!

With the sporting fan in mind Ribbing the Oppo would like to offer to make an item of clothing sparkle with your wit.  Or, rib the guy opposite you for not having any!!

If you are a proper fan you know who your arch-rivals are and what you think of them.  Articulate these sentiments in style with a quality item of personalised clothing.

You write it and we'll make it.  I won't allow any foul language or anything which might cause serious offence to a reasonable person.   

The cleverest slogans or comments will be published within these pages and made available to other like minded people with a credit to the original author (or not, if you don't want one) to be added. I will guarantee a maximum number of copies to maintain some exclusivity.  If you would like yours to be the only one of it's kind let me know but, like any good chant or song from the terraces, it only really seems impressive when more people join in.  Plus, you will be able to tell everyone that you are a published sloganist!

Disclaimer:

Please write your slogan and wear your garment carefully.  If you create something that upsets someone enough to paint you City Blue and tie you outside Old Trafford by your Liverpool socks you must take responsibilty for this yourself.  I reserve the right to decline anything I am suspicious about but if you support Nempnet Thrubwell Utd. and your arch-rivals are Lower Piddle Athletic I might not know the nature of your rivalry and let it go.  If you subsequently choose to wear your garment irresponsibly or controversially then I am not the one lacking that final sandwich from the picnic.

Further, I cannot be held accountable when exactly none of your mates find your sloganisms funny, witty or entertaining. 

Finally, yes I know that "sloganist" and "sloganism" are not actually words.  But for these purposes I like them both.  I further reserve the right to add "sloganisation" and "sloganification"